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Sunday, March 27, 2016

Nuns Shopping

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-Eleven store.  As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”

The second nun answered, “Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.”



“I can handle that without a problem,” the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the checkout. 
 


The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer. 

“We use beer for washing our hair,” the nun said. “Back at the convent, we call it ‘Catholic shampoo.’ ”
 


Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.
 

He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: “The curlers are on the house.”

16 comments:

  1. Ah...I had the honor..and the fun...of knowing a couple nuns who would do this...
    hugs abby

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    1. I knew a few younger ones like this. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LOL! that is a good one Cat.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lindy.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. That was super cute. Curlers indeed! Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

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    1. Happy to be of service, Fondles. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Good one Cat. Thanks. Hope you had a lovely Easter.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ronnie...had a quiet Easter...hope yours was good.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Hi Cat,I'm finally making my way around some blogs after being awol for a while again due to 'life' issues and illness.

    Love it lol. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Hey Roz...so happy to see you...sorry your are dealing with illness and life issues again. Sending lots of prayers and healing energy your way. Happy you enjoyed the giggle.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Remember the Benjamin Franklin quote. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Thanks for the smile, Cat!

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. LOL Ella...hadn't heard that quote before...thank you for the giggle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. LOLOL!!!! Very fun one, Cuz! :)

    Just as Abby said, I also had the pleasure of knowing a nun or two that were great fun, similar in nature!!! I often hear people tell stories of mean nuns (even Rob) but the ones that I knew were all so nice, growing up! And when I was 18 (legal drinking age back in the day), I even went out and had some beers with my nun friend! Hallelujah! LOLOL! She was a terrific friend.

    Made me smile this morning, Cuz! Thanks! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Happy you enjoyed this one and it brought back some happy memories for you, Cuz. I knew some similar nuns but also knew some nuns that would smack the snot out of you with a bible. LOL

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Like a few here I have known a couple of nuns who'd have enjoyed the beer and the joke!

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    1. LOL Minelle...I knew a few that would have enjoyed the beer and a few who would have tanned their hides.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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