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Monday, February 29, 2016

The Briefcase

No matter what your country, party affiliation, or ideology, this is funny…



A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Dakota prairie without water.  His horse had already died of thirst.  He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him. 

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.  He opens it and out pops a genie.


But this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull grey dress.

There's a calculator in her pocketbook.  She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.  'Well, cowboy,' says the genie, 'You know how I work...You have three wishes.'

'I'm not falling for this,' said the cowboy, 'I'm not going to trust an IRS genie.'


'What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!'

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. 'OK! I wish I were along-side a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever seen, and he's surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.


'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.'

'My second wish is that I was rich...beyond my wildest dreams.'

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.


 'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish.  Better make it a good one!'

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says, 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.'

***POOF***

He was turned into a tampon.


Moral of the story:

If the U.S. government offers to help you, there's going to be a string attached.

12 comments:

  1. Very funny.......indeed!
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Argh! That is just bad! Cat you are so naughty!

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    1. Thank you for noticing, Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Rosie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Hi Cat, that made me laugh on a very stressful day! Thanks a bunch
    love Jan,xx

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    1. So happy to help you with your stress, Jan.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. OOOOOH Cuz!!! :) GROSS!!! LOL! Thanks for the big morning laugh! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. LOL Gross? Happy you enjoyed it, Cuz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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