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Friday, February 26, 2016

Gentlemanly Behavior

A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm.  After a while, they came upon a small cabin.  Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep.

There was a stack of blankets in the corner and a sleeping bag on the floor but only one bed.  Being a gentleman, the priest said, "Sister, you sleep on the bed.  I'll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag."

Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said, "Father, I'm cold."  He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got a blanket and put it on her.

Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep when the nun once again said, "Father, I'm still very cold."  He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her and got into his sleeping bag once again.

Just as his eyes closed, she said, "Father, I'm sooooo cold."


This time, he remained there and said, "Sister, I have an idea.  We're out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let's pretend we're married."


The nun purred, "That's fine by me."


To which the priest yelled back, "Get up and get your own stupid blanket!"  Annoyed

10 comments:

  1. LoL, oh my, I wouldn't have thought that. Thank you for the laugh, Cat. Wishing you a great weekend.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Nina. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. That was unexpected....thanks for the chuckle..
    hugs abby

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    1. You're welcome, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh I didn't expect that ending!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Gotcha Jan! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. I'm with Jan, didn't expect that. Funny

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    1. Woohoo! Very rare that I can say "Gotcha" to you Sunny! :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. LOL Cat T! :) I'm with the lot above- did not think that this would go there! I did have a good laugh! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Cuz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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