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Friday, September 25, 2015

Children Are Quick

Here are more giggles courtesy of our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong. Enjoy! Open-mouthed smile



TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's...Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Pass it around and make someone laugh.
 
Due to current economic conditions the light Light bulb at the end of the tunnel has been turned off !


14 comments:

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    1. Happy to give you a smile Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL Ami and Cat, love these kids! especially the last one lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. They are great aren't they Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Out of the mouth of babes....and as a teacher, even i have to agree with the last one...
    hugs abby

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    1. Out of the mouth of babes is right Abby...ooh...didn't expect a teacher to agree with that last one. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. OMG, these are hysterical. Kids get you every time.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed these Sunny...they sure didn't engage any filters on their mouths did they. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Great definition wasn't it Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Hi Cat, funny ones, I like the one with Clyde best. Clever boy. :) Thank you for the laugh.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Happy you enjoyed these Nina. Oh yes, Clyde is clever... and very quick thinker! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. I love these :-) thanks for the smiles Hugs to you

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    1. You're very welcome Terps...happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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