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Thursday, April 2, 2015

Taxi Confession


 
A cabbie picks up a nun.  She gets into the cab, and notices that the extremely handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.


She asks him why he is staring.


He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”


“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…
First, you have to be single and
Second, you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”


“OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.


But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?”


“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned.  I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”


The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party!”

14 comments:

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it ZBG. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Really good one wasn't it Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  3. HI Cat, oops! serves him right!
    love Jan,x

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    1. Shouldn't be messing with nuns eh Jan? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Haha, funny one. I didn't see that coming. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Gotcha Nina! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LoL Cat, that'll teach him! Thank you for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Sure did Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Cat! Where DO you find these?!!!! This one is priceless!

    Hugs
    Ami

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Ami. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  7. cute :-)funny...did not expect that Hugs

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    1. Gotcha Terps! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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