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Wednesday, April 22, 2015

A Curmudgeon's Perspective…

 
not saying kill all stupid people

changed car horn

3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably mad.

4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers . Now they drink like their fathers.

5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met?  That's common sense leaving your body.


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rename bathroom

dear paranoid people


everyone has the right to be stupid2
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16 comments:

  1. Minielle LabraunApril 22, 2015 at 9:51 PM

    Excellent! You know we laughed!! Lol!

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    1. CatApril 25, 2015 at 11:10 PM

      Happy you both enjoyed these Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Dragon's RoseApril 22, 2015 at 10:11 PM

    I love the first one. Let's start with cherry bombs and fire crackers.

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    1. CatApril 25, 2015 at 11:11 PM

      LOL Rose...excellent idea! :D

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  3. RozApril 23, 2015 at 3:28 AM

    LoL Cat, love these! Think the first is my favourite. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatApril 25, 2015 at 11:12 PM

      Happy you enjoyed them Roz...got a feeling that first is gonna be the favorite of a lot of people. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  4. an English RoseApril 23, 2015 at 5:46 AM

    Oh funny, number 5 made me laugh!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatApril 25, 2015 at 11:13 PM

      Happy you enjoyed them Jan...that is a good one isn't it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  5. TerpsichoreApril 23, 2015 at 8:49 AM

    I love the one about removing the warning labels...and the one about going to the Jim every day. :-) Hugs

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    1. CatApril 25, 2015 at 11:19 PM

      LOL Terps...removing the warning labels seems to be a favorite and I really love the idea of being able to tell people I went the the Jim multiple times in a day. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  6. stay at home momApril 23, 2015 at 9:44 AM

    LoL, these are too funny, they all made me laugh, and I think the question for the paranoid people is priceless. Thank you for sharing and thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatApril 25, 2015 at 11:22 PM

      Happy you enjoyed these Nina...so far, no one has been able to answer that question. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Ami StarsongApril 23, 2015 at 2:44 PM

    As usual you made me laugh! I loved the one about checking behind the shower curtain for murderers! I always lock the bathroom door when I am in the house on my own!

    Hugs
    Ami

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    1. CatApril 25, 2015 at 11:23 PM

      So happy to give you a laugh Ami. Hmmm...so you might be locking yourself in with someone behind the curtain? *snicker*

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Aimless RamblingApril 24, 2015 at 8:17 AM

    Everytime I read another one, it became my favorite. These are perfect - thanks so much.

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    1. CatApril 25, 2015 at 11:23 PM

      You're very welcome Sunny...so happy you enjoyed all of them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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