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Friday, April 17, 2015

Counseling

A husband and wife came for counseling after 25 years of marriage.
 
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
 
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
 
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.
 
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
 
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing."

14 comments:

  1. Oh, Cat............... men and the women who love them and put up with them.
    Meredith

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    1. Got that right Mere...but then we didn't hear his side did we. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, think his reply says it all! Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz...his reply is definitely something. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  3. LoL, poor wife! How could he say something like that?! Thank you for the good laugh, Cat. :)

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. I agree that wasn't nice Nina but then we haven't heard his side have we. Happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  4. I think it was rude of you to listen in on our counseling session and share it with everyone here - that's supposed to be private, LOL!

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    1. oh god that made me laugh more than the original, lol
      love Jan,xx

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    2. ROFLMBO PK...I apologize for my rudeness and promise to do it again soon! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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    3. PK's comment was awesome wasn't it Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  5. LOLOL Cuz! :) Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Katie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it ZBG. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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