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Thursday, April 16, 2015

Hillbilly Vasectomy

After having their 10th child, a hillbilly couple decided that that was enough.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.


The hillbilly said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me."



So the couple drove to another Doctor to get a second opinion.

The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he realized they were truly a hillbilly couple.

This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10.


Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand!!!

8 comments:

  1. I was wondering how the can was going to give him a vasectomy! LOL

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    1. And now ya know Christina! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, I was wondering too. That could work! LoL. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...think it would be painful but definitely could work. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  3. LoL, this one really took me a time to explode. :) Thank you for the giggles, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Gotcha Nina! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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    1. So happy to help you laugh Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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