Unbelievable Facebook Posts

How About Some Privacy

If you post intimate picks of your GF on FB, you probably won't have a GF very long but maybe you'll be popular on FB? 

Sniffing Around?

These sexy pics always seem like a cool idea "look at me, I'm so fun and open minded", but we promise you they are not. And so will your father. 

 

 

Nothing But a Lying Used Shirt Salesman

Next she is going to try to sell us a cell phone that has never taken a picture, or that mirror that has never reflected anything! This shyster cannot be trusty, just like any salesman. 

via http://blog.trutv.com/

 

 

We Can Translate For You

It means: beef fried rice with a side of dumplings and a small Pepsi to drink. 

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Bieber Loves Penguins

Everyone knows this is a penguin. The blowhole, flippers, bottle nose, you know a penguin! Is that Bieber, by the way, because if it's not he could definitely work in a wax museum playing Bieber. 

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That Should Definitely Work

You could make a trip to the Apple Store, but we are pretty sure they are going to tell you the same thing as Keith here. We don't see anything wrong with it, just turn that power switch off and then on and you should be good as new. 

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Statues are People Just Like Us

You didn't know? Someone has to hold that pose, switch shifts when no one is around and live the statue lifestyle day and night. It's not an easy business, folks, being a statue. 

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This is Facebook Not Craigslist

The anonymity of Craigslist is great because you don't have to do things like attempt to sell your used sex whip to your closest friends in family, who undoubtedly are picturing you using said whip in the most graphic ways imaginable.  Mental scarring to the max. 

via http://www.barnorama.com/

 

 

 

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