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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

The Inspection

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher.


He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."


The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. 


The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!"  Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.  "See this badge?!  This badge means I can go wherever I want.  On any land!  No questions asked, no answers given!  Do you understand old man?!"

The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores.



Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis Bull.


With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety.


The officer was clearly terrified.


The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs...



"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"
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22 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 11, 2013 at 8:02 PM

    Hee!:))

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    1. CatDecember 12, 2013 at 10:21 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Tiklish. ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. PKDecember 11, 2013 at 10:46 PM

    I love it. I'd love to see all arrogant people should have that happen.

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    1. CatDecember 12, 2013 at 10:22 PM

      LOL PK...When I received this joke, I sat here imagining certain arrogant people I know running. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Minielle LabraunDecember 11, 2013 at 10:49 PM

    I told this one to mom and dad. LOL

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    1. CatDecember 12, 2013 at 10:22 PM

      LOL Minelle...hope they enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. RozDecember 11, 2013 at 11:14 PM

    LoL Cat, hmm, you think that will work ... can the bull read? LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. CatDecember 12, 2013 at 10:23 PM

      *snort* Doubt it Roz...truly do doubt it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Dragon's RoseDecember 11, 2013 at 11:56 PM

    Yep. That works. When I have land, my house is going to be in the center with a fence around the yard. My guard bull will keep me safe at night.

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    1. CatDecember 12, 2013 at 10:24 PM

      Sounds like a good plan Rose! Living in the country can be inconvenient at times but there are a lot of benefits also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. an English RoseDecember 12, 2013 at 7:06 AM

    Oh cat, that is so funny, wouldn't we all like to do that to someone?
    love Jan.xx

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    1. CatDecember 12, 2013 at 10:25 PM

      LOL Jan...I know several someones I would like to pull this on. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. TerpsichoreDecember 12, 2013 at 7:54 AM

    funny...that will teach him... :-)

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    1. CatDecember 12, 2013 at 10:26 PM

      LOL Terps...you would think so but then again some of these arrogant "people" are not teachable. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Aimless RamblingDecember 12, 2013 at 8:55 AM

    I've seen this before but it is still funny.

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    1. CatDecember 12, 2013 at 10:27 PM

      It's been around for a long time but I didn't remember it until I recently received an email with it. And you're right...still funny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. AnonymousDecember 12, 2013 at 10:08 AM

    Sounds like a good plan. The badge is shiny and may distract the bull... lol

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    1. CatDecember 12, 2013 at 10:27 PM

      *snort* Shiny badge distract bull...doubt it Sara. ;) But of course, he can try. LOL

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. EsMayDecember 12, 2013 at 10:24 AM

    LOL!!!! Serves him right! LOL

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    1. CatDecember 12, 2013 at 10:28 PM

      Totally agree Es May! It surely does serve him right! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. Ami StarsongDecember 12, 2013 at 1:48 PM

    Just love it! Really appeals to me, Cat, living where I do and seeing many a big Hereford Bull turned out happily with his cows when I am halfway along a path through a field!

    Hugs
    Ami

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    1. CatDecember 12, 2013 at 10:30 PM

      Oh Ami...that can be scary for you! Wouldn't it be nice if you had an arrogant jerk that you could sacrifice to the bull! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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