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Friday, March 3, 2017

Beer According to Seven Year Olds

A handful of 7 year old children in Australia were asked what they thought of beer.
 
There were some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching.
 
“I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets.”
--Tim, 7 years old
 
“Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.”
--Melanie, 7 years old
 
“My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.”
--Grady, 7 years old
 
“My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.”
--Toby, 7 years old
 
“My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.”
--Sarah, 7 years old
 
“My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.”
--Lily, 7 years old
 
“I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.”
--Ethan, 7 years old
 
“I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.”
--Shirley, 7 years old
 
And The Best Response
“My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.”
--Jack, 7 years

Told ya this one is especially touching…brings a tear to your eye doesn’t it.  Winking smile  Crying face  Nyah-Nyah

16 comments:

  1. That is so good Cat. Love the last one so much.

    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Lindy...that last one is something isn't it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Oh boy one way of putting it, Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. These are great Cat, oh dear to the last one lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Roz. Yea...Oh Dear is one way to put it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Cat, you know me. Any post about beer is going to make me smile. Saturday is date afternoon for Sam and I. There will be an IPA on that order for sure.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. I was very surprised you weren't the first to comment, Ella...I know how you enjoy your beer. One of these days you're gonna have to come visit cause there are a lot of microbreweries within an hour or so of my house. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Out of the mouths of babes... Feel sorry for little Jack, though.
    Rosie xx

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    1. DO understand where you're coming from, Rosie.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. It's funny how beer has the same effect on Americans... 😂

    Hugs
    1ManView

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    1. Yup...I do believe drinking behavior is one of those universal things, 1MV. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Cat,
    Little Jack will eventually learn. Isn't it funny how kids see the adult world!!!
    Meredith

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    1. It sure is, Mere...if parents were really able to see themselves through their children's eyes, I bet a lot of them would seriously change some behavior.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Aha brilliant! My favourite is the one from Tim 🙊

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    1. Happy you enjoyed these, Daisy. Tim's mom could take that comment two ways. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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