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Friday, November 4, 2016

God and Adam

GOD said: "Adam, I want you to do something for me."

"Gladly, Lord," replied Adam. "What do you want me to do?"

"Go down into the valley."

"What’'s a valley?" asked Adam.

God explained to him, then said, "Cross the river."

"What’'s a river?"

God explained it to him, and then continued, "Go over the hill…"

"What’s a hill?"

God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said, "On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave."

"What’'s a cave?"

After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a woman."

Adam asked, "What's a woman?"

So God explained that to him too.

He continued, "I want you to reproduce."

"How do I do that?"

"Jeez," God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam.

Adam liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the cave where he found a woman.

A little while later, Adam returned and says: "Lord...

...What's a headache?"
adam joke

Courtesy of BabaMail


  1. Replies
    1. Happy to give you a laugh, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  2. LoL, and that's how the mating ritual began huh? Thank you for the giggle Cat :) Hope you have a wonderful weekend :)


    1. Now you know the story, Roz. Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Jan...hope your son does also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  4. Having a needed laugh after a rough week...thanks.
    hugs abby

    1. Sorry you had a rough week, Abby...happy to help you enjoy a much needed giggle. :) Sending positive energy that next week is better.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  5. Ha ha, so that excuse is as old as time!
    Rosie xx

    1. Sure is, Rosie...sure is! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat


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