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Thursday, November 3, 2016

What Have You Been up to, Mr?

An Alabama preacher said to his flock, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."



No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.


 
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke:
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
 
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared!

Courtesy of BabaMail

18 comments:

  1. Cat,
    That tickled my funny bone! Thank you for sharing!

    --Baker

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    1. Happy to tickle your funny bone, Baker. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. ROFLMAO! I am going to tell this joke at our weekly Sunday dinner at the in-laws! My brother-in-law is a preacher with a stuff prig for a wife and I can't wait to see the look on her face!

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    1. Ooh Anon...a woman after my own heart! You'll have to come back and let us know just how this giggle goes over. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, too funny. Oops, he shouldn't have pushed the issue lol. Hope you have a great weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. I agree, Roz...shouldn't have pushed the issue and definitely not in front of the entire congregation. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Oops is a good way of putting it, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Most definitely oops, Rosie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Ahhh..words...it's is all in the interpretation...very funny.
    hugs abby

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    1. Good point, Abby. This reminds me of the old 'telephone' game. Wonder what the rumor would have been if they'd had a few more people to pass it to. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Amen, Ella! Amen! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Funny Cat. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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