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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Dogs Love Us

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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.








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2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
 








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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.









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 4. A dog's parents never visit.
 






 
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5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.






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6. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.










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 7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
 





 
 
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8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"



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9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.









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10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.






 
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11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.



 





And last... but not least:
 
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12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

 
To test this theory...

Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour...

Then open it and see who's happy to see you.
 
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20 comments:

  1. Boxers are my favorite dog! I love this post. Yes, my dogs are always happy to see me even if I've just walked out of the room. The cats, not always so much. I think I cramp their style. LOL!
    --Baker

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    1. LOL Baker...my cats are excited to see me until I start to pet them...then they turn their backs on my and stalk off. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. I was right there with you until you said lock my wife and dog up in the garage.
    I would never be able to get that mutt out of there... :)

    I'm liking your blog. There's always a smile lurking in here
    1MV....

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    1. ROFL 1MV...I take it your dog likes the garage...have a cat that likes the garage because she can chase mice out there...yes, I live in the country. So happy you are enjoying the giggles.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, hard to argue with these.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. And that's why you're not arguing...right Roz? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Loved these, Cat! There is a silly country song that I love titled, "Like My Dog" by Billy Currington. If you find these funny, I know you will enjoy this song.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Will have to go out to YouTube and see if I can find the song, Ella. Thanks for sharing. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Unconditional love - that's what doggies offer.

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    1. Oh they sure do, Sunny!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. What you said about dogs brought a smile to my face.

    FD

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    1. Bringing a smile to your face brings a smile to mine, FD.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. That is a good point isn't it, Bleue. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. I like dogs in general but I'm a cat lover myself. Fun post Cat.
    Rosie xx

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    1. I am also a cat lover, Rosie...have 3 right now...all rescues but also love dogs...just don't have any right now. Happy you enjoyed the post.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. These are great Cat, and so true! Any man who tries the garage bit out is in serious trouble! ;)

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Lilli. Oh yes, I agree, there would be serious fireworks if a man tried to pull the garage bit. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. You always put a smile on my face Cat. Loved this post. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Thank you for the lovely compliment, Ronnie...you just put a smile on my face. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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