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Thursday, August 11, 2016

High School Crush?

 
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I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.  I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name.
 
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class, some 30-odd years ago.

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Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.  This balding, gray-haired man was way too old to have been my classmate.

 
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Northmont high school. 
 
"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a thunderbolt," he said gleaming with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "in 1975. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

 
He looked at me closely, then, the ugly, old, bald, wrinkle-faced, fat, gray-haired, decrepit fool asked, "What did you teach?"  Baring teeth smile  
 

Dead man walking!

10 comments:

  1. LOL....what we see in the mirror and what we see in others...can be so far apart...
    hugs abby

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    1. Got that right, Abby! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL Cat! Funny how our crushes change when we get older. Rick jokes about the older woman fantasy of his youth no longer holds much appeal lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. So true, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. I remember this - looking at pics of Ray and I now and then, I can really appreciate.

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    1. Your Ray is gorgeous now and then...just like you, Sunny!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. That's bad. Just bad. There was such a better way to ask the question. Instead it was more Pot meet Kettle

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    1. LOL Blondie...I thought she was tactful. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. This made me laugh out loud. Not sure he'd be able to walk had I been the patient.
    Rosie xx

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    1. LOL Rosie...I'm with you...he would definitely be hurting!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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