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Sunday, August 28, 2016

Blonde Men

I’ve shared a few of these before… Winking smile 


FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"

He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.

It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ."

He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.

"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"

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A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.

"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.

"The rope should be around your neck" says the guard.

"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."

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An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the blonde man replies: "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

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A friend told the blonde man: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

The blonde man then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: "Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

To which the blonde man replied: "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday!

12 comments:

  1. Groan lol. A refreshing twist on the blonde jokes. Thank you for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed it...even if you did groan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Ah..about time..blonde make jokes..the last one is a groaner..
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...happy you enjoyed the turnabout...even if you did groan at the last one. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. I agree with Abby, that last one..... Ugh!

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    1. Ugh, Minelle? LOL

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Still funny after all that time. lol

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Sunny...even if Ray was a blonde. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. These made me LOL, Cuz! :) The Christmas one cracked me up! Thanks for sharing! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie tft

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Cuz...fun turning the tables on the men isn't it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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