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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Bank Loan

Here’s another giggle courtesy of our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong.

She included the note “Don't Blame Me - I only forward them on!” Ha!





A frog goes into a bank and  approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

 
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

 
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

 
The bank manager looks back  at her and says.

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan,
His old man's a Rolling Stone."
 
singing frogs

You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are...

Never take life too seriously!

Come on now! You grinned, I know you did!

14 comments:

  1. I not only grinned I laughed...as a long time frog collector I love this.
    hugs abby

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    1. I knew you were gonna love the frogs, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...Cat

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  2. Thanks so much for the ear worm. lol

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    1. You're very welcome, Sunny...will have to see if I can find others for you. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...Cat

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  3. That made me laugh and, yes, I was singing it!
    Rosie xx

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    1. Thanks for singing along, Rosie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LoL, yep you got me, I was singing in my head. Knew Abby would like this :) Thank you Ami and Cat for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Thanks for singing along also, Roz. You are very welcome. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. This definitely produced a groan and a grin, Cat.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. LOL Ella...I'll take the groan as long as it's followed by a grin. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Oh goodness, typical Ami!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. LOL Jan...sure is. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Hope you're still singing, Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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