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Thursday, January 28, 2016

No Justice!


There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his 'thing.' So, he decided to do something about it.

He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his 'thing,' which he left sticking out.


Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane.  Upon seeing the 'thing' sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."


The other lady asked what she meant.


"Well," said the old lady...

"When I was 20, I was curious about it.

When I was 30, I enjoyed it.

When I was 40, I asked for it.

When I was 50, I paid for it.

When I was 60, I prayed for it.

When I was 70, I forgot about it.


Now I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat!"

12 comments:

  1. Oh my...this is sooooo funny...but I have to disagree with the 50 and 60 assessment:)
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...I'll bet you do disagree with the 50 and 60 assessments! :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. ROFLMAO, hilarious! Thank you Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Hi Cat, bless her,we are never happy, lol
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Good point, Jan! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Cat that is hilarious, thanks.

    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Ha ha that's a good one, funny. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. I SO agree, Minelle! And the one woman was poking at it with her cane! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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