Happy Mother's Day to All!

Sunday the 11th of May is Mother's Day here in the US...since I didn't know about Mothering Sunday in the UK until it was over and don't know when Mother's Day is celebrated in other countries, please consider this a Happy Mother's Day for every woman whether she's given birth, adopted, parented, or just mothers.

The following were sent to me as some of the “Worst Texts to Send on Mother's Day.”  Hope you don’t receive any like these!  And whatever you do, please don't send any like these!!!!


Filthiest Mother's Day EVER
That's definitely something you don't want to send your mom. EW!

 

The Worst Kind of Cock
As if cock wasn't enough, it has to be racist too. Are you kidding?!
 

 

TMI Fail
Your mom does not need to know when you're masturbating. Make sure to avoid this one.
 

 
 
Mother's Day Meal
We don't care how hungry you are, NEVER send this to your mother.
 

 

Mom's at Work
Mom is at work. She doesn't have time to deal with your cock problems.  She should have the day off, actually.
 

 

Goes Both Ways
Inappropriate texts with your mom can go both ways.  All she wanted was a nice relaxing Mother's Day.  Now she's talking about boners with you.  Life's just not fair.
 

 

Anus Day
Happy anus day!  Mom's deserve to get a little freaky too, you know?
 

 

Moms Should Never Say Lick
We can't think of a single instance where the word lick doesn't sound weird coming from a mom.  Can you?

 
 
Not Necessary
This one is completely uncalled for.  No one needs to know that.  And hopefully, that's not even true.
 

 

A Little Mother's Day Treat
Happy Mother's Day!  Make sure you give your mom a nice long penis this year.  She deserves it :)
 

 

Courtesy of likes.com

 

 



Wishing all of you a lovely Mother’s Day with lots of hugs and kisses…along with anything else you wish.