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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

The Irish Millionaire

Ami from Ami's Starsong sent the following giggle to me and I just had to share it!  LOL     


Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' and toward the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds.   


 “You've done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, “but for a million pounds, you've only got one life-line left, phone a friend.  Everything is riding on this question.  Will you go for it?”  


 “Sure,” said Mick.  “I'll have a go!”  


“Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
a) Sparrow

b) Thrush

c) Magpie

d) Cuckoo”



  “I haven't got a clue.” said Mick,  “So I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin.”  


 Mick called up his mate Paddy, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.


“Fookin' hell, Mick!” cried Paddy.  “Dat's simple…it's a cuckoo.”


“Are you sure?”


“I'm fookin' sure.”      



Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, “I'll go with cuckoo as me answer.”
  

“Is that your final answer?” asked Chris.
  

“Dat it is.”      



There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, “Cuckoo is the correct answer!  Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!”       



The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.     


 “Tell me, Paddy?  How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?”     




 “Because he lives in a fookin' clock!”      


ROFLBMO!!!!!

14 comments:

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL Minelle...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

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      Cat

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  3. Groan lol. Thanks Ami and Cat for the giggle:)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

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      Cat

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    1. You're very welcome Sassafrass...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

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      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it River. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. ROFL Tricia...good one.;)

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      Cat

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  7. Of course it does. Everyone knows that! *eye roll!!

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    1. LOL Sarah...you know you're safe rolling your eyes over here. ;)

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      Cat

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