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Monday, May 12, 2014

E-Mooned

Have you heard of the new phenomenon going around called E-Mooning?


We all know and use those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where: 

:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)  and

:-(

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Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'

 
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around


(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass


 
You have now been e-mooned!  

After you finish laughing your ass off, go e-moon someone!



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14 comments:

  1. Minielle LabraunMay 12, 2014 at 8:29 PM

    I'm learning all the time! You are a font of knowledge Ms. Cat!!

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    1. CatMay 16, 2014 at 6:41 PM

      Happy to oblige Ms. Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Aimless RamblingMay 12, 2014 at 8:39 PM

    These are hysterical, I wish I could remember them when necessary.

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    1. CatMay 16, 2014 at 6:42 PM

      Happy you enjoyed them Sunny...print a cheat sheet of them. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. DanaMay 12, 2014 at 8:45 PM

    YOU nut... I love it

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    1. CatMay 16, 2014 at 6:42 PM

      Yup that's me Dana! Happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. RozMay 13, 2014 at 4:16 AM

    LoL Cat, I'll have to remember these!

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatMay 16, 2014 at 6:43 PM

      Happy you enjoyed them Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. abbyMay 13, 2014 at 10:02 AM

    I absolutely love these.......need to make copy.....I will be giggling all day...wish we were discussing a funny book at my book club! hugs abby

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    1. CatMay 16, 2014 at 6:43 PM

      Happy you enjoyed them Abby...definitely make a copy of them. :)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. an English RoseMay 13, 2014 at 10:38 AM

    Oh Cat these are so funny, I hope I remember them for the blog!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatMay 16, 2014 at 6:44 PM

      Happy you enjoyed them Jan...print a cheat sheet of these. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. SarahMay 16, 2014 at 11:34 PM

    Oh good grief, the emotioncons will never end and I will be forever confused! :)

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    1. CatMay 17, 2014 at 11:57 PM

      ROFL Sarah...you have to admit that these are funny. ;) You can also click on the Internet and Acronyms page up on the right side of the page to view other emoticons if you have any questions. :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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