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Thursday, November 14, 2013

Types of People on Facebook

 I'm sure that you can identify someone on Facebook for each of these. LOL
The "Rooster" 
Feels that it is their job to tell Facebook "Good Morning" every day.


 
The "Lurker" 
Never posts or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public.

 
The "Hyena"
Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything.

 
"Mr/Ms Popular"
Has 4,367 friends for NO reason.

 
The "Gamer"
Plays Words With Friends, Mafia Wars, Bakes virtual cakes and stuff, etc., ALL DAY.

 
The "Cynic"
Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their status updates.

 
The "Collector"
Never posts anything either, but joins every group and becomes fans of the most random stuff.

 
The "Promoter"
Always sends event invitations to things that you ultimately delete or ignore.

 
The "Liker"
Never actually says anything, but always clicks the "like" button.

 
"Drama Queen/ King"
This person always posts stuff like "I can't believe this!" or "They gonna make me snap today!" in the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but then they never finish telling the story.

 
The "News"
Always updates you on what they are doing and who they are doing it with, no matter how arbitrary.

 
The "Thief"
Steals status updates and will probably steal this...
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29 comments:

  1. TerpsichoreNovember 14, 2013 at 8:23 PM

    I admit on Facebook I am mostly the "liker"...I read and "like" friend's status posts, though I do comment on friends' posts and I do post pictures of my family too. :-)

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:14 PM

      LOL Terps...okay so you're mostly a 'liker' but you still comment and post pics...you're more well-rounded. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. New BeaNovember 14, 2013 at 9:18 PM

    We need to add the Selfie...posts a picture of themselves every day...and the faces! Ugh! My brother sent one today that warned women that selfies added ten cats.
    Hugs
    Bea

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:16 PM

      LOL Bea...that definitely should have been in there...especially those that are in the bathroom and/or do the fish lips! ack!!! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. AnonymousNovember 14, 2013 at 11:21 PM

    Really clever.....and really true!
    (I like it better here anyway - we actually TALK about things!)
    :) Cali

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:17 PM

      I totally agree with you Cali! ;)

      Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. RozNovember 15, 2013 at 12:50 AM

    LoL Cat, makes me glad I'm probably the only person on the planet not on facebook!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:20 PM

      I wasn't on Facebook for years Roz but then that's the way my oldest was sharing photos of the grands so my mom and I joined. Now I mainly use it to keep track of what my kids are up to. Still don't post much and you will never see me post selfies or my schedule! Not bright... ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. IrisheyNovember 15, 2013 at 1:49 AM

    I know all these people! I'm a few, myself! I'm sure you can guess which ones. ;-)

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:21 PM

      LOL Irishey...you're one of the well-rounded ones! ;) Why don't you find me on Facebook and 'friend' me! *snicker*

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    2. IrisheyNovember 15, 2013 at 8:34 PM

      Yes, darlin' Cat, retirement has definitely well-rounded me... but do we need to discuss it here? @..@ Lol!

      My Facebook is slightly more active than my blog. I suppose it would be a stretch to call it riveting!

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    3. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:42 PM

      ROFL...dang!...if retirement has you well-rounded, I can never retire...too well-rounded as it is!

      Wouldn't take too much for your Facebook to be more active than your blog! :D

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  6. ronnieNovember 15, 2013 at 4:22 AM

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  7. ronnieNovember 15, 2013 at 4:24 AM

    Cat,

    Don't do facebook. I did join but that's all.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

    Sorry about deleted commentx

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:27 PM

      Hey Ronnie...no problem with the deleted comment...blogger can be a stinker. As I told Roz, I wasn't on Facebook for years but then joined because that's the way my oldest was sharing photos of the grands...and they lived out of the country. grrr Now I mainly use it just to keep track of what my kids are up to.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. Dragon's RoseNovember 15, 2013 at 7:51 AM

    Hmmmm. I am the political activist. Most of my posts have a news or political theme.

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:29 PM

      I bet you are an amazing advocate Rose!

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. abbyNovember 15, 2013 at 8:06 AM

    Well, I fit into a couple...or more of these, but not fanatically. It is a good place to stay caught up on family and far away friends.
    hugs abby

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:31 PM

      So you are another 'well rounded' user Abby. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. georgekNovember 15, 2013 at 8:45 AM

    Cat, funny but I suspect also accurate! Like Roz, I am not on facebook.

    hugs,
    George

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:33 PM

      Good for you George! See my explanations to Roz and Ronnie as to why I am but I have refused to join Twitter, Instagram and all the other nonsense. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. AnonymousNovember 15, 2013 at 10:12 AM

    My daughter opened my Facebook account because according to her "that's how you stay in touch with people." Another daughter realizes I never use it and texts me her posts, lol.

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:34 PM

      LOL Clara...I do understand that! I keep track of my kids on Facebook and a few friends who post pics. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  12. AnonymousNovember 15, 2013 at 1:52 PM

    I used to be really addicted to fb but I stopped as soon as I found this wonderful spanky-blogland. :)

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:35 PM

      *teehee* Sara...much better conversations around here! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  13. BlondieNovember 15, 2013 at 2:13 PM

    My husband is probably the lurker but I am more of the absentee. Every once in awhile I will go on to FB and see what is going on with everyone. But usually the people that are friends with me on FB, well they tend to be one of the above. Lol

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:39 PM

      LOL Blondie...so are we going to have to worry about Ty being a 'lurker'? *giggle* The one thing that people who find and friend me on Facebook from Blog land do is share pics...I don't but they do. *snicker*

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  14. Anastasia VitskyNovember 15, 2013 at 5:09 PM

    I agree with New Bea. Also the ones who post about weight loss and gym workouts.

    Thank you so much for putting up the Advent Calendar button! Let's see what prizes you can win this time. :D

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    1. CatNovember 15, 2013 at 8:40 PM

      Oh yes Ana...forgot about those! Oh you're very welcome...just let me know if I need to change the link. Hoping for a good prize. :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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