Camping Trip

Some off-duty cops were all camping on their days off.

No one wanted to room with Greg, because he snored so badly.  They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.


The first guy, a state trooper, slept with Greg and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.

They said, "Man, what happened to you?

He said, "Greg snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."



The next night it was a different guy's turn.

In the morning, same thing.



The third night was Mike's turn.

Mike was a tanned, older cowboy, Sheriff's Deputy- a real "man's man."

The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good Mornin'!" he said.

They couldn't believe it...

They said, "Man, what happened?



He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.  I went and tucked Greg into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.... Greg sat up and watched me all night. I slept like a baby!"