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Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Doctor’s Speech

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.


'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.


However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'


After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

12 comments:

  1. Pfft! I think not. That's not true here, but very cute.
    --Baker

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    1. Hahaha...indignant much, Baker? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Lol this reminds me of the 3-ring joke.

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    1. I've either never heard that joke or forgot it, Fondles.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. LoL Cat, very good. Didn't sed that coming. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LOL..this one got me! hugs abby

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    1. Woohoo Gotcha, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Good one, Cat, thanks. Didn't see that coming.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Gotcha, Ronnie! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. It would be if it was true, Rosie.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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