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Sunday, January 7, 2018

Blue Bird of Happiness!

BLUE BIRD OF HAPPINESS, MY ASS!

It's Friggin' Freezing.  

There's snow up my ass, 

All the food's covered 

With 3 feet of this white shit, 

And you want ME to sing?  



What??  

Anne Murray's "Snowbird"?  

Piss Off!!  



Next year, I'm flyin' to Jamaica, and smokin’ dope!! 

18 comments:

  1. I take it you're feeling a mite bit perturbed about the weather, my friend.
    --Baker

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    1. You got that right, Baker and as I write this, we've got more blasted cold and snow forecast. Bleh

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, funny. Seriously now, I'm sorry you are battling the freeze and hope it eases soon.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Thanks Roz...unfortunately, winter is not done with us around here. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Cat you could always fly to Australia or NZ to visit Roz or me. Hope your weather improves soon.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. I would love to come visit both of you, Lindy but don't think it's gonna happen any time soon.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. hi Cat, oh dear, and we are complaining about a bit of rain, I feel guilty now....
    love Jan, xx

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    1. No reason to feel guilty, Jan...we all get nasty weather of some kind that we can fuss about.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. That bird and I have a lot in common right about now....hugs abby

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    1. Oh I can believe it, Abby and I'm gonna have more in common with him after midnight here. Grrrr

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. come over to my corner of the world. it's always hot near the equator

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    1. Thanks, Fondles...I'd be fussing about the hot weather also. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Love that little bird picture, Cat. I have a feeder and birdbath right out my kitchen window. I swear the birds sit and complain to me if I need to add seed or water. Poor things. I have to add hot water so the birdbath isn't frozen solid.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. I don't have a feeder or birdbath, Ella as I don't want to be feeding the squirrels and other critters around here. Oh and don't need more birds around here for my kitties to try and attack through the windows. BTW...did you know that if the water is too hot when you put it outside, the steam from the water will cause it to freeze faster than warm water will?

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. This sounds so familiar! Thanks for the giggle to brighten up these cold, snowy days!

    -Sassy

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    1. Welcome, Sassy...happy you enjoyed the giggle and that your weather warms up soon.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Giggling. I do feel sorry for our feathered friends in the frigid weather.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny. I also feel sorry for out feathered friends as well as all the other critters.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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