Mail

Here's a fun oldie for ya. 

A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.

 
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

 
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

 
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

 
To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid new computer keeps saying, “You’ve Got Mail.”