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Monday, January 22, 2018

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Here's a fun oldie for ya. 

A man was in his yard mowing the grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.

 
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

 
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

 
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

 
To which she replied, “There certainly is!” My stupid new computer keeps saying, “You’ve Got Mail.”

22 comments:

  1. Hahaaaa! I hadnt heard this one before.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Fondles. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. That was my first time hearing it. Good one.
    Amy

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Amy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. As soon as it said blonde neighbor, I saw it coming, but it was still funny....

    Have a great week
    1ManView

    I can't believe it, its January 22 in Wisconsin, and right now we are having a server thunderstorm with rain-hail and lightening. My house just shook alarmingly hard from the thunder. Heavy wet snow is on the way, which mean our show blowers will be useless. .. "Oh my poor back" 😢

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    1. Awww 1MV...hope you didn't hurt your back and your weather is better. Happy you enjoyed the giggle. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. It is a year of crazy weather this year. Hope you are warm and cozy, Cat. Can't wait for spring.

    Good joke and new to me. Sam will enjoy it, too.

    Warm Hugs From Ella

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle, Ella and hope Sam did also. Think we ought to have two seasons...spring and fall...forget summer and winter. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Neither of us have heard this one before either. Too cute.
    --Baker

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    1. Happy you both enjoyed it, Baker. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Groan lol. Funny, this was new to me too. Thank you for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...even it I did make you groan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Oh I love being blonde....lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Hahaha...happy you do, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. I love that one. Thanks, Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ronnie. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Thanks for the smile to help me start my day...hugs abby

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    1. Love to help you smile, Abby. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. LOL Cuz! :) Haven't seen this one before. Very cute! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie tft

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Cuz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  11. This is so confusing, I don't know what was funny. My computer tells me I have mail and there is nothing in my mailbox. Stupid computer.Lol

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    1. Hahahahahaha Good one, Blondie! :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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