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Friday, March 17, 2017

Red-Headed Babies

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.

"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!"

"Nonsense," the doctor said, "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible" the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well, said the doctor, let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed a bit ashamed..."I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."

"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently…"It's Rust!" Winking smile 

12 comments:

  1. LoL Cat, good one, didn't see that coming. Thank you for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Gotcha, Roz! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. I was so curious about this post just from reading the title. Sam used to have chestnut-colored hair, but alas, no longer. Time marches on. Funny little story, Cat.

    Ella

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ella...bet Sam is adorable with or without the chestnut-colored hair. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Eva. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Thank you Cat this made me and my Sir laugh out loud! 😆

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    1. Happy to give both of you a laugh, Daisy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. 😆😆

    Hugs
    1ManView



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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, 1MV. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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