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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

A Touching Story

Meredith's Jack, sent this one which is similar to one I shared awhile back but still funny so thought I’d share again. Smile 

 
Woman Marine Pilot
The Woman Marine Pilot


The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:  Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
 

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.  There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.  But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that she had missed Janie.
 

Janie, do you have a story to share?'
 

''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. 
She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory,
And all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break,
And then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol,
Until she ran out of bullets,
Killed four more with the knife,
Till the blade broke,
And then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
 

''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.
'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
 

"Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."

12 comments:

  1. Oh gosh, very touching lol. Thank you for the giggle Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're very welcome, Roz...happy you appreciated the sentiment. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Fabulous thanks for sharing Jack and Cat, it made me laugh.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Hi Cat, a badass mum for certain!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Oh yes, Jan...most definitely a badass. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Lovely story Cat. Thanks for the laugh.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Oh yes, Sunny...I definitely agree. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Dear Cat:

    LOL!! and SEMPER FI!!!

    Rick

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Rick. Semper Fi and thank you for your service!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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