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Thursday, January 21, 2016

Husbands and Wives

Here are a few oldies but goodies…hope you enjoy. Winking smile

 Grocery Shopping
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again.  Men will get it the first time.



Water in the carburetor
WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is.  I'll check it out.  Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the river"


Anniversary Gift
A young man  wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.  So he decided to buy her a mobile phone.  He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.

Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Meg went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.

"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"

Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Dillard’s?"


Don’t Fight with the Wife
Husband and wife had a tiff.

Wife called up her Mum and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mum said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake.  I am coming to live with you.”



and god promised men


16 comments:

  1. That last one always makes me smile...
    hugs abby

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    1. It's one of my favorites, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. These are new to me, Cat, so I enjoyed every one of them. Thanks for the smiles!

    Hugs,
    Ella

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Ella. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. ROFLMAO, these are great Cat, and yes, I did get the first one straight away lol. Thanks for the giggle. Hope you have a wonderful weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're very welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed them and got the first one straight off! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. That is a good one isn't it, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Thanks Cat they're all good. Bear has a joke with his sister when she rings his mobile asking how did you know where to find me.

    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Lindy. I do like that joke Bear and his sister have. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. These are good Cat. Funny. had to go back and read the first one:)

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Ronnie...had to verify that first one did ya? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. LoL, these are too funny. I like the first and second best. Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Nina and found some favorites. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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