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Friday, December 11, 2015

Lion Tamer

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people showed up...

One is a retired golfer in his late-sixties and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her mid-twenties.


The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.  This is one ferocious lion.  He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history."


Here's your equipment...a chair, a whip and a gun.


Who wants to try out first?"



The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."


She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the cage.   The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.  As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body.   The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.   He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.


The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!  He says "That's amazing!  I've never seen anything like that in my life!"

He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"



The old golfer replies, "Possibly...but you've got to get that lion out of there first."

16 comments:

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    1. I agree Abby! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, love it! Thanks for the giggle, hope you have a wonderful weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Maggie! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Love it Cat made me laugh
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Happy to make you laugh Lindy! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. LoL, funny one. Glad she got the job. :) Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Have been so busy this week, that I have not visited much. Now I feel better. Cat has made me smile.

    Hugs,
    Ella

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    1. I know about being busy Ella...and very happy to make your smile. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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