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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Asking for a Raise


The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.



She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Helen: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."




Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Helen: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."




Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Helen: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

Oops! 

16 comments:

  1. Oops indeed...thinking that maid might be able to retire early...
    hugs abby

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    1. She just might Abby...depends on how much she asks for. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. She'll probably be the best paid maid in the neighborhood!

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    1. Good point Lilli! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Oops says it all doesn't it Rose. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Hi Cat, nothing like a bit of blackmail to oil the wheels!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Just a bit Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. LoL, yep, I think she's in for a decent raise lol. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Funny. Good one Cat. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. LoL, clever maid and wife. Thank you for the giggle, Cat. :)

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina...very clever maid. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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