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Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Cruising Along

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard.
 
As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.  The stoplight was red but they went on through.  The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it.  I could have sworn we just went through a red light!"
 
After a few more minutes they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through.  This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.  She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention.
 
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it.  She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"
 
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh My Gosh!!  Am I driving!!?"
 

How To Instructions Magazine's photo. 

driving terrifies

10 comments:

  1. Hi Cat, oh my goodness. Old drivers are my husband's pet hate! He will love this one
    love Jan, xxx

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    1. LOL Jan...people who drive like they're old are one of my pet peeves. ;) You'll have to let us know if hubby enjoyed this one.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LOL Cat that is great. My M.I.L used to go over speed humps at top speed with our kids in the car. We had a fit.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Ooh Lindy...that is a bit on the scary side...those speed bumps are meant to slow people down...not make the speed up! Hope she doesn't drive anymore.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Maggie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Uh oh, now, this sounds like big trouble. Never saw that coming. Thank you for the giggles, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Gotcha Nina! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Boy I definitely laughed!! Very cute!

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    1. Know anyone like this, Minelle? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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