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Monday, December 14, 2015

Jumping for Joy

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!  I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, “I have some really great news!”

I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!  I knew she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”


Then she said, “There’s more…”

So I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”


Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.



She said…


“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

14 comments:

  1. Good grief, I feel sorry for the baby! lol. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...hopefully the baby won't have blonde hair. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Maybe the father isn't a blonde, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. OMG what a blonde for sure. Thanks Cat.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. You're welcome Lindy...she is most definitely a blonde. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh no, hehe. Thank you for the laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oh my....I hope it is not twins....she will have her hands full with one...
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...I totally agree with you. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Okay, even though that was lame, I still laughed.

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    1. LOL Sunny...lame but laughable...okay. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Oh no. Funny though. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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