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Monday, March 23, 2015

You're a Redneck When…

Two good ol' boys in a Mississippi trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work.

 
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

 
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even!"
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10 comments:

  1. stay at home momMarch 24, 2015 at 1:21 AM

    Haha, I did not see this one coming at all. :) Thank you for the giggles, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 8:57 PM

      Gotcha Nina! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. RozMarch 24, 2015 at 5:37 AM

    ROFLMAO, love it! Didn't see that coming either. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 8:58 PM

      Gotcha also Roz! :D Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Ryan BeaumontMarch 24, 2015 at 7:28 AM

    That's great! Did you hear about the couple who was getting a divorce in West Virginia? It was really sad, the last thing the husband said before the judge signed off on the divorce was "judge, if we get a divorce are we still brother and sister?"

    And why do they only teach Drivers Ed on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday in West Virginia?

    Because they need to car for Sex Education on Tuesday and Thursday!

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 8:58 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Ryan. Thanks so much for the two giggles you shared...both were great! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Aimless RamblingMarch 24, 2015 at 1:06 PM

    Funny.

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 8:59 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. an English RoseMarch 24, 2015 at 2:39 PM

    oh Cat, very funny
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 9:00 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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