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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Get into Heaven

God visited a woman and said she must give up smoking, drinking and sex to get into heaven.

She agreed to try her best.


God visited her a week later for a progress report.

"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking.  But I bent over the lounge suite and my boyfriend saw my long, slender legs, pulled my skirt up and pulled my knickers to one side.  He made love to me right there."


"They don't like that in heaven", said God...


She replied: "They're not too happy about it in Sears either!"

Sears couch
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17 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 24, 2015 at 6:08 PM

    Cat,
    Leave it to you to brighten my afternoon.
    Meredith

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 9:01 PM

      Happy to brighten your afternoon Mere. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. abbyMarch 24, 2015 at 6:40 PM

    LOL...God bless her but she will not ever make it!
    hugs abby

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 9:03 PM

      LOL Abby...got a feeling your right. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Aimless RamblingMarch 24, 2015 at 8:36 PM

    Funny - love it.

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  4. RozMarch 25, 2015 at 2:47 AM

    LoL Cat, 2 out of 3 aint bad :)Thank you for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 9:05 PM

      I agree Roz...2 out of 3 definitely ain't bad. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. an English RoseMarch 25, 2015 at 3:09 AM

    Oh well, can't have everything!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 9:06 PM

      Very true Jan. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. DelFonteMarch 25, 2015 at 4:18 AM

    lol - nice one!

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 9:07 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it DF. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. BlondieMarch 25, 2015 at 10:54 AM

    Oh my gosh, I have to stop reading your posts when I am drinking coffee. One of these days the monitor is going to end up with coffee all over it. Very funny

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 9:10 PM

      LOL Blondie...haven't you learned by now that this is a no drink/eat zone? *snicker* Happy you enjoyed the giggle. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. stay at home momMarch 25, 2015 at 12:39 PM

    Oh nooo! :) That's a good one, thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 9:10 PM

      You're very welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. Han Jansz. van MeegerenMarch 25, 2015 at 3:56 PM

    To do it on a lounge in Sears beats any high mile club... Grin,

    Maybe a few moments in heaven for her,
    Han

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    1. CatMarch 25, 2015 at 9:12 PM

      ROFL Good point Han! Definitely beats most mile high clubs. ;) Hope it was more than a few moments in heaven.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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