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Thursday, March 19, 2015

An Englishman in France


Study the picture first and then read the story.

DUI



This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.


The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking.


With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and quite a few glasses of single malt thereafter.


Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested.


The Englishman answers with humour. No sir, I do not!


But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving...on the other side?   Smile with tongue out


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16 comments:

  1. Aimless RamblingMarch 19, 2015 at 9:12 PM

    This is hysterical.

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    1. CatMarch 21, 2015 at 11:56 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  2. CygnetMarch 19, 2015 at 11:51 PM

    Loved it!

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    1. CatMarch 21, 2015 at 11:56 PM

      Hey Cygnet...happy you enjoyed it.

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  3. an English RoseMarch 20, 2015 at 1:49 AM

    Hi Cat, very funny, daft frenchman!
    love Jan.xx

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    1. CatMarch 21, 2015 at 11:57 PM

      LOL Jan...why did I know you were going to say that. :D

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  4. RozMarch 20, 2015 at 3:24 AM

    LoL Cat, maybe the policeman should be breath tested.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatMarch 21, 2015 at 11:58 PM

      LOL Roz...Might not hurt. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  5. ronnieMarch 20, 2015 at 3:56 AM

    LOL. Cat, love it. Thanks.

    Hope you have a wonderful weekend.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatMarch 21, 2015 at 11:59 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie...thanks...hope you have a wonderful weekend also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  6. stay at home momMarch 20, 2015 at 9:47 AM

    Lol, I love this one, and it is one hubby will enjoy a lot too. :) Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatMarch 22, 2015 at 12:01 AM

      Happy you enjoyed this one Nina...hope your hubby does also. ;) Hugs and kisses to Tilda from Auntie Cat. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Minielle LabraunMarch 21, 2015 at 4:10 AM

    Bet the Frenchman felt silly!

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    1. CatMarch 22, 2015 at 12:02 AM

      Ya never know Minelle...may have just made him angry. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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  8. TerpsichoreMarch 21, 2015 at 12:15 PM

    funny :)

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    1. CatMarch 22, 2015 at 12:02 AM

      Happy you enjoyed it Terps. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...
      Cat

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