Study the picture first and then read the story.
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.
The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and quite a few glasses of single malt thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with humour. No sir, I do not!
But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving...on the other side?
This is hysterical.
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Loved it!
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Cat
Hi Cat, very funny, daft frenchman!
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LOL Jan...why did I know you were going to say that. :D
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LoL Cat, maybe the policeman should be breath tested.
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Roz
LOL Roz...Might not hurt. ;)
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LOL. Cat, love it. Thanks.
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Ronnie
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Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie...thanks...hope you have a wonderful weekend also. ;)
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Lol, I love this one, and it is one hubby will enjoy a lot too. :) Thank you for the good laugh, Cat.
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Nina
Happy you enjoyed this one Nina...hope your hubby does also. ;) Hugs and kisses to Tilda from Auntie Cat. ;)
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Bet the Frenchman felt silly!
ReplyDeleteYa never know Minelle...may have just made him angry. ;)
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funny :)
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Terps. ;)
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