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Monday, April 24, 2017

Stamina

Having a bit of stamina can get you out of a lot of situations – but not as many as pure wit can!

 
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day while in bed with her boyfriend, she hears her husband’s car pull into the driveway.

She yells at the boyfriend, “Quick! Grab your clothes and jump out of the window. My husband has arrived home early!”

The boyfriend looked out the window and said, “It’s raining like hell out there!”

She said, “If my husband finds you here, he’ll kill us both!”

 


So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out of the window naked. A group of marathon runners were just passing, so he decides to run along with them, carrying his clothes on his arm.
 
Curious, one of the runners asked him, “Do you always run with no clothes on?”

Gasping for air, he answered, “Oh yes, it feels so free having the air blow over your skin.”

 


Another runner then asked the nude man, “Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?”

Now breathlessly, the nude man replied, “Oh yes. That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!”



The runner then asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”

The nude man replied, “Only when it’s raining!”

Courtesy of The Laugh Bible

14 comments:

  1. very cute. Thanks for the chuckle

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    1. You're welcome, Blondie...happy you enjoy it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, too funny, love it. Thank you for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...so happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Of Cat, funny, surely made me laugh. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. So happy to give you a laugh, Ronnie. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. That was a joke that I have heard before. Always makes me groan and smile at the same time. :)

    Ella

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    1. So that's what I heard early this morning, Ella...you groaning. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Not heard that one before. Thanks for the giggle.
    --Baker

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    1. You're welcome, Baker...happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Aha that was freaking funny Cat! 😆

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    1. So happyyou enjoyed it, Daisy. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Today I'm playing catch up on your blog, so far-so Very Good... 😆

    peace and love
    1ManView

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    1. LOL 1MV...happy you enjoyed playing catch up. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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