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Friday, January 13, 2017

The “F” Word!

Meredith's Jack, is at it again! Open-mouthed smile

There are only ten times in history where the"F" word has been considered acceptable for use.



They are as follows:

10. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

9. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


8. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877
 

7. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938
 

6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926
 

5. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
 

4. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566
 

3. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
 

2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC
 

1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1998

16 comments:

  1. These are really funny...loved them. hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Abby. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. These are hilarious, and mostly appropriate use of the 'F' word in my opinion lol. Thanks Jack and Cat for the laugh :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz and I so agree with you...very appropriate. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Thanks Jack and Cat all very funny

    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. You're welcome, Lindy...happy you enjoyed them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. hi Cat, made me laugh on an otherwise c**p morning, lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Happy to help you laugh on an otherwise c**p morning, Jan. Hope the rest of your day got better. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Yes, I suppose those were appropriate circumstances! Thanks for the giggles, Cat and Jack.
    Rosie xx

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    1. You're welcome, Rosie...most definitely appropriate. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Since I consider the "f" word to be the most expressive word in the English language, I feel that this may be Jack's best contribution ever. Well, at least among the top 5. I have a tender spot for "Why Men Don't Get Depressed" as well!

    Thanks For the Smiles,
    Ella

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    1. LOL Ella...Happy to serve up examples of one of your favorite expressive words. I agree, "Why Men Don't Get Depressed" is a very good one also! :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Ok I laughed once, maybe twice.. :)

    peace and love
    1ManView

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    1. Only twice, 1MV? Will have to try harder. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Take it that's your favorite, Minelle? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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