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Friday, January 20, 2017

Kid Logic

There is nothing funnier than kid-logic.  While adults may know the correct answers to life’s most trivial problems, kids tend to take a wittier, more obvious approach to tackling the conundrums. 
And while these tactics might seem wrong, they are all technically right.

Below are some of the best loopholes and problem-solving kid-logic has to offer.

Making you crack-up may not have been these kids’ intentions, but that’s all you’ll be able to do when you see these.
 

The kid who was just trying to be prepared.

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Well, I think we would all hate to be on this kid’s bad side!
 

The kid who breaks all of the fashion rules.

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He was told to wear a tie, but no one told him how to wear it!
 

The kid who is just too good to be a rebel.

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So, if you could just work around her schedule to say good-bye forever, that’d be great.
 

The kid who has marriage all figured out.

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It seems like a pretty fool-proof logic!
 
The kid who is very critical of their mom’s behavior.

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Looks like this isn’t mommy’s little secret anymore.
 

The kid who just can’t wait to eat his pizza.

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He does not want any delay to the start of his pizza party.
 
The kid who gives the best advice.

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This kid seriously needs to go back in time and have a chat with President Lincoln.
 

The kid who has mastered Costco.

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He will take one soda and about five straws. Just come back for him when your shopping is done.
 

The kid who is very literal.

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But they are also very right. After all, it was math that got them the answer.
 

The kid who is the master of disguise.

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People have always told him he looks like his mother.
 

The kid who will not stand for false accusations.

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Don’t they know that whoever smelt it, dealt it?
 

The kid whose parents listen to way too much country music.

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Or they party a lot. Either way, this answer was right.
 

The kid who knows the intricacies of the Declaration of Independence.

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I mean, it obviously wasn’t at the top. That wouldn’t make sense!
 

The kid who really points out the obvious.

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Sometimes the right answers are the most obvious! 
 

The kid who has the best wish ever.

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Can someone please get this kid a magic lamp ASAP?!
 

The kid who is a marketing genius.

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They know the value of a good product, and you better believe they’re charging for it.
 

The kid everyone should take dating advice from.

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This kid must have a really big family.
 

The kid who appreciates a good play on words.

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This is the perfect comeback for anyone who is caught littering!
 

The kid who won’t put up with the Tooth Fairy’s nonsense.

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She makes a good point. It has been well over a week and she needs the money.
 

The kid that knows how to get what he wants.

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Because who can resist pizza?
 

The kid who is self-aware.

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He knows what he is and he embraces it!
 

The kid who has a bit of an ego.

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Well, I guess that would be one thing that would make them special.
 

The kid who just wants to get things over with.

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He would have written more, but he was REALLY hungry.
 

The kid whose logic is just too good.

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Show them evidence of ghosts and they’ll solve your math problems.
 

The kid who was told to name the shapes.

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Is Tedison a family name?
 
Courtesy of shareably

20 comments:

  1. LoL Cat,these are awesome, and hard to argue. Gotta love kid logic lol. Thank you for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome, Roz...kid logic is great isn't it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. I wonder if anyone else is old enough to remember the show...Kids Say the Darndest Things with Art Linkletter....was a realy day brightener.
    hugs abby

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    1. Oh yes, Abby...I remember that show...so funny...wish they'd at least bring it back in reruns. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Love all of these! Kids are absolutely hilarious!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Minelle...hilarious is one word for them. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Cat loved reading all of these. Out of the mouths of babes.

    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them, Lindy...and there's another way of saying it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Love these... Every time my grand-daughter come over, I end up leaving the room because she always say something innocently that will crack me up....

    Peace
    love
    And happiness
    1ManView

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    1. I'm sure her parents appreciate you leaving the room, 1MV...do you sometimes feel like a jack-in-the-box jumping up and out of the room? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed these, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Cat,
    I love kids and their sweet, innocent comments. These truly cracked me up. Thanks for sharing.
    --Baker

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    1. You're welcome, Baker...sometimes astonishing as to what comes out of their mouths. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. These are just wonderful, Cat. As a teacher, I should have kept a notebook of all the wisdom that children share.

    Ella

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    1. Really wish you had, Ella...that would have been priceless. You still ought to write down everything you do remember. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Kids who think outside the box may be a bane to teachers and parents, but they are the scientists and leaders of tomorrow and should be encourage and not stifled like some tend to do.

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    1. So true, Sunny...it's sad to see the way the educational system is trying to force the children into neat little boxes. So sad for the good teachers also. :(

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. Kids say the funniest things! πŸ˜‚

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    1. Oh they sure do, Daisy...and sometimes at the most inopportune times! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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