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Thursday, January 26, 2017

Bob and the Guys

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast.


At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'


Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'


They are knocked over, but continue to ask.'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'


'I lied about my age', Bob replies.


'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'


Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'

10 comments:

  1. LoL Cat, too funny. I think he's the smart one lol. Hope you have a wonderful weekend :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Roz...I agree, he is the smart one. LOL Been a crazy weekend around here...hope yours has been great.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Funny....wonder how long it will take for her to figure it out...
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...doesn't sound as if she's the brightest bulb does it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Gotcha Minelle! :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. I didn't see that coming!

    Many hugs
    Ami

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    1. Woohoo! Gotcha Ami! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Didn't see that coming either. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. LOL I'm on a roll...Gotcha Ronnie! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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