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Thursday, July 28, 2016

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

It was a typical night of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire...

Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend. 
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it...
A - Robin
B - Sparrow
C - Cuckoo
D - Thrush
 
Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

 
"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%... No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure."
 
Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?"
 
Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."
(ringing)
 
Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."
 
Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to get to a Million. The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question. There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."
 
Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara!"

 
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(The audience goes wild)


That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?
 
Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock!"
 
Courtesy of BabaMail

8 comments:

  1. Well, never mind how she got it right, her help was worth a million dollars. Great giggle.
    Rosie xx

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    1. I agree, Rosie! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. This is one of those jokes that makes me groan. Still funny, though! Happy Friday, Cat. Thanks for the smile.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. LOL Ella...love to hear groaning. ;) Happy you enjoyed it.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Loved this - I have a friend from whom I could expect this type of answer.

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    1. LOL Sunny...think we all have one or two friends like that. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Loved this Cat. Made me groan but also laugh. Thank you.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it while you groaned, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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