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Saturday, July 9, 2016

Potential vs. Reality



A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"




His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."





The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"


"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."






He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"


She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"






The kid goes back to his father.




"Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts."

16 comments:

  1. Hi Cat, he learnt quickly! I hope you are okay, thinking about you
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Oh yes he did, Jan. ;) I'm hanging in there.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Oh my, I think he got it lol. Thanks Cat, thinking of you and continuing to send positive thoughts and prayers.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. I do believe he did, Roz. ;) Very much appreciate the continuing positive thoughts and prayers!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. He sure did, Fondles. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Eva. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. yeah, it's the Mars/Venus thing.

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    1. LOL Sunny...good point. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. That he is, Rosie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. If I was the father, and heard these type of answers from a wife, or daughter, I would spank both of them on their knickers down bare bottom's. The daughter a good over the knee hand spanking. And the mother a good caning.

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    1. I can understand that SOTB. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Hi Cat, what a clever child! Thank you for the giggle. I read Minelle's update and hope things are getting better. Sending good thoughts.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle, Nina. Things are getting better...very slowly but better than going to other way. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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