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Friday, July 29, 2016

Diet for the Blonde

A blond has become dreadfully overweight.


She goes to the doctor and he decides to put her on a diet.


"I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. Next time I see you, you'll probably be 5 pounds lighter."



The blonde returns after 2 weeks, but upon weighing her it turns out she lost 20 pounds.



"That's amazing!" Said the doctor, "and you followed my instructions?"


The blond nods, tiredly. "I'll tell you, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."


"From hunger, you mean?" Asked her doctor.




"No, silly, from the skipping!"


6 comments:

  1. I didn't see that coming! Cure stuff!

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    1. Gotcha, Eva! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Hi Cat, oh well whatever works.....lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. I agree, Jan...if she had the energy to skip all day, every 3rd day...more power to her. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh Cat, Like Eva I didn't see that coming. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Woohoo...gotcha, Ronnie...that's a rare occurrence. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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