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Monday, July 11, 2016

The Importance of Moaning

Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying.

"I found out from the neighbors that you've been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office! Why would you do that to me? Haven't I always been a good wife? I've cooked for you, raised your children, and I've always been by your side for thirty-five years. What haven't I done to make you happy?"
 
Embarrassed, Morris confesses, "It's true, Sadie, you've been the best wife a man could hope for. You make me happy in all ways but one. You don't moan when we make love!"

 
Sadie questions: "If I moaned when we had sex, you'd stop running around?!  All right, come to the bedroom so I can show you that I, too, can moan!"


 
So they retire to the bedroom, get undressed, and climb beneath the sheets. As they begin to kiss, Sadie asks, "Now, Morris, should I moan now?"

"No, not yet."

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Morris begins fondling Sadie. "What about now, Morris? Should I moan now?"

"No, I'll tell you when!"
 

He climbs on top of Sadie and begins to have intercourse.

"Is it time for me to moan, Morris?"

"Wait, I'll tell you when."
 

Moments later, in the heat of passion,  Morris yells "Now, Sadie, moan! MOAN!"

 
"OY! OY!" Moans Sadie.  "You wouldn't BELIEVE what a day I've had!"


20 comments:

  1. Oh dear, wrong kind of moaning lol. Funny yet sad. Thanks Cat. Thinking of you and hoping things are improving with your Mom.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Most definitely the wrong kind, Roz. ;) One day at a time with mom.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. haha i actually did laugh out loud at this one! That was hilarious!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Fondles. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. HI Cat, I saw that coming! lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Congrats, Jan...I didn't. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. He did ask for it! Still keeping you and your mom in my prayers and thoughts.
    hugs abby

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    1. Don't think that's quite what he was asking for, Abby. ;) Thanks for the continuing prayers and thoughts!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Very funny Cat, love it.
    Sending positive healing vibes your way.
    Hugs Lindy

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Lindy. Thanks for the positive healing vibes...I'm sure they are helping.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Saw that coming but it is still funny.
    Rosie xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, even if you did see it coming, Rosie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. LOL Mere...don't think Jack would appreciate that kind of moaning? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. That she did, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. LOL Cuz! Cracked me up! :) Thinking of you! Many hugs and love,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Cuz. Thanks for the thoughts, hugs and love...much appreciated!

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. That made me laugh Cat. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ronnie. ;)

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