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Saturday, April 30, 2016

New Seniors Complex

On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
 

He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.  Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $80.
 

Are there any questions?"
 


At this point, an older gentleman stood up in the crowd inquired:

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"How much for a season pass???”

Open-mouthed smile

10 comments:

  1. LoL Cat, wonder what the reply was? Crafty old bugger, good on him lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...got a feeling they got very indignant with him. You're right...he is a crafty old bugger. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LOL..Hate to admit but i saw this one coming..or cumming...
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...why do you hate to admit it? Just means you've got a warped sense of humor...just like me! :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Hi Cat, sneaky old devil!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. LOL Jan...he does know what he wants doesn't he. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Males don't change, they just grow 'bigger'. LOL

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    1. Very true, Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Great question, I would want to know too.

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    1. I so agree, Blondie! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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