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Monday, April 4, 2016

Clever Nun

Two nuns were walking home.
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
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It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
 
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past 38 ½ minutes?  I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical.  He wants to violate us.
SM: Oh, no!  At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most!  What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

 
A little while later...

 
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working.  The man did the only logical thing.  He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do?  At this rate he will reach us in 1 minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.  You go that way and I'll go this way.  He cannot follow us both.
 
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
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Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
 
Then Sister Logical arrives.
 
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!  Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.  The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes!   But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened.  I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened.  He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear!  What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.  I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister!  What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.  He pulled down his pants.
nun 2

 
SM: Oh, no!  What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?  A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
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And for those of you who thought it would be dirty…
Say two Hail Mary’s!  
nun 3
 
And the Moral of the Story is:
LOGIC BEATS MATH ANYTIME.
And Math cannot survive without Logic.

18 comments:

  1. LoL, I am in for two Hail Mary's. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome, Nina...happy you enjoyed it...hope you said your Hail Mary's. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. LoL, love it! I'm in for two Hail Mary's too. Very clever, and very logical lol. Thanks Cat, I needed a laugh today.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy to help you laugh today, Roz...now go say those two Hail Mary's! Sending lots of positive energy your way.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Just said my two Hail Mary's....love this, have to send it on to some of my math teacher friends...
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL Abby...happy you got your Hail Mary's out of the way. Hope your math teacher friends enjoy it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Loved the little moving nuns as much as the ending! How's that for a Confession?

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. LOL Ella...happy you enjoyed both...did you have to say Hail Mary's also? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Terps. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. I like the animation! Fun story Cat.
    Rosie xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the animation and the story, Rosie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Hail Mary....
    Hail Mary....

    Blasted Cat, lol

    Hugs,
    Clara

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    1. LOL gotcha Clara! :D

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. LOLOL Cuz!!! :) This was SO cute! Cracked me up. Those dancing nuns all over the page makes me want to get up and dance too... Only I am resting the darn knee! LOL! They have better moves anyway! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Happy to crack you up, Cuz! I love those dancing nuns...they have better moves than me also. LOL So sorry your knee is acting up...sending lots of prayers and healing energy.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. LOL Minelle...probably the same thing I thought when I first received the email. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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