Shoe Shopping with Dad

Here's a very funny oldie from our lovely Ami...have shared it before but it makes me giggle every time I find it. Hope you enjoy!

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.  We decided to grab a bite at the food court.  I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -  green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.  The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.  When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response.  I knew he would have a good one!  In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid:

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot.  I was just wondering if you might be my kid."