Hope you enjoy this fun giggle from Meredith's Jack!
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?"
He asks her "Shall we?"
She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head."
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
LoL Jack and Cat, didn't see that coming! lol
ReplyDeleteHugs
Roz
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteAmy
Such a good one. Jack is back in action! Of course, you know what I was thinking.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of the story of the statue of Winston Churchill that stands across from Parliament in London. Before he died, he wrote a codicil in his will that said they could not put up a statue of him unless they figured out a way to keep the pigeons from landing on it. The statue that was erected is electrified, and not one bird has ever pooped on him!
The Truth as Told by Ella
Very funny thanks Cat and Jack.
ReplyDeleteHi Cat, very funny! Happy Easter to you and yours.
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
HI Cat! This is awful! I adore it. :)
ReplyDelete