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Friday, March 16, 2018

Guys Shopping

Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. 
The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife,too.. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?' 
The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?' 
The old timer says.... 'Doesn't matter ---let's look for yours.'
Most Old timers are helpful like that!


  1. I'm pretty sure my old timer would have helped :>)) .... nj

  2. LoL Cat, gotta love the old timer. Giggling at Nora Jean's comment too. Thank you for the giggle. Hope you have a wonderful weekend :)


  3. Funny one Cat. Also giggling at NoraJeans comment.
    Hugs Lindy xx

  4. I reckon mine would prefer to look for his too!
    love Jan, xx

  5. Amazing, that when men try to be chivalrous, women take it the wrong way... 😃
    Bottoms up


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