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Sunday, March 4, 2018

Out of the Mouths of Babes...

Here's a fun giggle courtesy of our  lovely Ami's Star Song...

Some good and some really mad me smile! Hope you enjoy these observations.
(Written by kids)


1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

Alan, age 10 


No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

Kristen, age 10


2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then..

Camille, age 10


3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

Derrick, age 8



4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.

Lori, age 8



5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)


 On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

Martin, age 10



6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

Pam, age 7 (Love her)



The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

Curt, age 7


The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

Howard, age 8



7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

Anita, age 9 (bless you child )



8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

Kelvin, age 8



And the #1 Favorite is...


9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.

Ricky, age 9

5 comments:

  1. When I was teaching, there were 2 times a year when the kids had to wrap a gift. At Christmas, we published a cookbook of each child's favorite recipe. Then in the spring, there was always a Mother's Day gift that they had made.

    Not to sound sexist, but the boys did not do well with wrapping paper. I remember one little girl who told us, "Boys really suck at presents." Most years the girls would offer to help them if they noticed the boys getting frustrated.

    Good to hear from Ami! Thanks for the smiles, Cat.
    Ella

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  2. Thanks for sharing these Ami and Cat, made me smile. so cute!
    Hugs Lindy xx

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  3. These are good, had me smiling. Thank you, Cat and Ami.

    Ella - My son wraps gifts better than I do)

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  4. Hi Cat and Amy,

    These are hilarious, and there is some wisdom in some of these lol. Thank you both for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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  5. "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids" A bit sad, but also so funny. :)

    "Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." I hope she keeps this wisdom! :)

    "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" HAHAHA

    Realized all my favourites were by 8 year olds. Must be a good age. :) Thank you Cat and Ami for sharing. :)

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